Quote of the Day

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Henny Youngman

[Spotted on a chalkboard placard propped outside a Brooklyn pub]

P.S. If any of my homies out there play Counter-Strike, I've been running a server for a couple of months now. If you're interested, shoot me an email from the contacts page and I'll send the details. If you don't know what Counter-Strike is, then

"you didn't read anything."